sleepysaur

(I was gonna do the whole song, but this is a hard one to write parody lyrics for)

That's great, it starts with a campaign,
Harassment and anon hate
And users always throwing shade

Slaves to algorithms, watch your fandom schism
Site serves its own needs
Folks won't curate own feeds
Complaining at porn, ships, gore, no, all
The hammer starts to ban 'er
Whether pure or not, tagged or not
No more on the app store, speeding up the content ban
With female nipples no more and a worthless bot
Right wing US government looking
FOSTA/SESTA breathing down your neck

Post by post, users baffled, blamed, silenced, flagged
Look at that art gone, fine then
Run to, Pillowfort, Mastodon, even Newgrounds,
It'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
Sites serve their own needs, no backups guaranteed
But we've got Archive of Our Own in the right, right
That idiotic, catastrophic, dying site, ignites
Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of Tumblr as we know it
It's the end of Tumblr as we know it
It's the end of Tumblr as we know it and I feel fine